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Possible last sentences for the last Harry potter book
1. And Harry danced to the tropical rhythm, his long dreadlocks glinting in the sun
2. As celebration for destroying voldermort, Harry, Draco, and the ghost of Dumbledore all went to see the lion king on Broadway, and Harry's favourite character was: Scar. (Inside joke, will explain on comments.)
3 Harry woke up on the cold, wet, bathroom floor, only to discover that he was 10 years old and had knocked himself unconscious on the showerhead and it had all been a beautiful dream, but then he saw the scars on the back of his hand…….
4. And they all lived happily ever after.
5. "there's only one way we can truly defeat voldermort" cried Harry , and that's to all work together , as a team , as a unit until the power of friendship causes a rainbow of light to destroy his rainbow of darkness.
6. What is that mysterious ticking noise…..?
7. STOP! Shrieked voldermort, its hammer time.
8. And the ghost of dobby rode the ghost of Hedwig in to the golden sunset.
9. But just as Harry threw the elder wand into the fiery depths of Mordor, kreature leapt after it, clutching it in his frugal hands as he fell to his doom.
10.  As Harry pointed his wand in his enemy's face he said in a shaking voice, "I never wanted this!  I wanted to be: A LUMBERJACK!"
11. And unhesitantly, unfalteringly, he kissed her, feeling her long read hair under his finger tips. And then, looking steadily into her brown eyes, he whispered, "I love you, Mrs Weasly."
12. "what the…." Muttered Harry. But those were the last words he ever uttered as a mysteriously sparkling Cedric lunged for his neck.
13.  Harry looked into his sons eyes "Albus Severus Fred Goyle Mad eye Hedwig Greyback Remus Dobby Nympthadora Voldermort potter" he said "at school, their going to destroy you."
14. Belatrix stood in the owlery, arms outstretched towards the window "FLY, my pretties, FLY!!" she screamed.
15. "I'm bored "said Harry to his friends "do you want to go kill some muggles for sport?"
i was very bored this morning. sorry i've done so much harry potter stuff lately!!!!!
no2. is because rowling said that the last word would be scar so me and buffybot were thinking of what it could be.
no 3 was what my sister told me was the worst way to finish a gcse story , exept she diddnt have harry potter :D
there are loads of references in here and just to be clear i dont own harry potter of any of the many things that are referenced okay??????????
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ok , things that are made fun of are :
hammer time
lion king
lord of the rings
basically every fairy tale ever.
my little pony
monty python
twilight
and..er..harry potter :D
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BowlsOfRain Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014
Should be studying for exam. Read this instead. Totally worth it. 
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ForeverDreamer12 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL! XD That's so funny!
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ForeverDreamer12 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It would suck if it was a dream
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xXPhantomXXx Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Student Digital Artist
LOLOLLO
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MsAppleSnail Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
FLY MY PRETTIES FLY!!!!!! That line killed me
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OxanimegirlxO Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
#6 killed me :D :iconhakaselolniplz:
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aurorahigh Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
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danielhiryu Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013
I had finally hit rock bottom this turned my luck around its an amazing feeling to have money to blow just picture the possibilities
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MsAppleSnail Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
#3 is depressing...
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Sharkoid Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013
DYING OF LAUGHTER
He just wanted to be a lumberjack with dreadlocks! Is that so much to ask?!?
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SmartSong1 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
is so funny
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ScalematePrincess Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
NUMBER 11#
dES HE KISS HERMIONE OR molly? IM CONFUSED
(Hint hint 'Mrs. Weasley')
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nut-tree Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Red hair, Mrs Weasley (:
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AnElvenNinja Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013
I loved #9 LOL
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NyanDashicorn Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
#5 is the best possible ending ever. And it makes perfect sense in the context of the book, since the weapon they have against Voldemort is, after all, friendship.
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noxiousmyth Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
'STOP! Shrieked voldermort, its hammer time.'

I laughed WAY too hard, for WAY too long. XD
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nightpacer Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Also: LOL :D:
Albusseverusfredgoylemadeyehedwiggreybackremusdobbynymphadoravoldemortpotter.
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nightpacer Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Lol, I would of been so angry if the ending had been: And Harry woke up in his cupboard under the stairs, for one moment, he thought he was in the Hogwarts School. But he soon realized it was a dream. A very good dream at that. So he got out of bed reluctantly and made Uncle Vernon, Aunt Petunia, and Dudley some breakfast. And soon, he forgot all about his wonderful dream of Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry. On the inside I would've been like: :cries: and I would've gone around to everyone like this: :heartbreaker: But mostly, I would look like this: :rage:
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bond674 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
or maybe nr. 3 which might have been some kind of weird loop where the scars seemingly followed him back through time.
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:iconnightpacer:
nightpacer Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
O.o that would've been weird.
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bond674 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
and then when the loops ended he ended up being more scars than skin, although my idea of what those loops would have been like is that he would have all the scars from the first part of the loop but would never get any new ones that came back with him....
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writingbubble Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
WTF??? XD
love this! XD
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oomlow Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
jdksdjkabfkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaq
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suneye1999 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol I laughed at the Bellatrix one and at Albus's long name! :)
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FrozenFire4713 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I read number 6 and imediately thought: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
:rofl:
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WeasleyWoman Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
DUMBLEDORE!!! ^_^
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FrozenFire4713 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*random explosion*
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WeasleyWoman Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ron: I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!
Everyone: YAAAAAY - *boom*
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FrozenFire4713 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Whahahahaha!!! Voldemort Voldemort ohh Voldy Voldy Voldy Voldemort!
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WeasleyWoman Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*taps wand on the stage*
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FrozenFire4713 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol *curtains close*
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WeasleyWoman Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Tada!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rosalinda16 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
ME TOO!!! I was totally ROFLMFAO!!!!
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AroraLaFemme007 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh My Gosh that's funny!!! XD
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grinedel Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
They're all hilarious but number 10 had me rolling on the floor DYING with laughter
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nut-tree Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
^^ thanks dear, I'm glad :D and who doesnt love a bit of Python? ;)
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NikalaTheUnicorn Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Ha ha! Mlp and twilight suck!
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Lollimagic Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I died laughing at number 11
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nut-tree Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
D: im really glad you enjoyed it but please don't die!!! :fear:
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Mr-Fangirl Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Student General Artist
I like 5 and 15.
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AndytheB-Artist Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Hobbyist
With hindsight as the guide, suggestion number five has gotten a lot more popular since you wrote this.
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nut-tree Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
indeed XD My Little Pony, who knew! ^^
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weegeeiscul Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
mysteriously sparkling Cedric lunged for his neck"
died of laughing XD
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Loverofyami Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012
Number 9 and 11 my favourite XDD
ouh... and 15 too *-*
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BlackLily02 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012  Student Writer
So Funny laughed so hard :D
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abbiehopetravis Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012
I have never laughed so hard in my life.
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Goldenfire7 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2012  Student Photographer
dude hilarious i was drinkingpop and on the first
sentence spit my drink all over the screen
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nut-tree Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hehe ^^ glad you liked it pet! :D :heart:
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