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Possible last sentences for the last Harry potter book
1. And Harry danced to the tropical rhythm, his long dreadlocks glinting in the sun
2. As celebration for destroying voldermort, Harry, Draco, and the ghost of Dumbledore all went to see the lion king on Broadway, and Harry's favourite character was: Scar. (Inside joke, will explain on comments.)
3 Harry woke up on the cold, wet, bathroom floor, only to discover that he was 10 years old and had knocked himself unconscious on the showerhead and it had all been a beautiful dream, but then he saw the scars on the back of his hand…….
4. And they all lived happily ever after.
5. "there's only one way we can truly defeat voldermort" cried Harry , and that's to all work together , as a team , as a unit until the power of friendship causes a rainbow of light to destroy his rainbow of darkness.
6. What is that mysterious ticking noise…..?
7. STOP! Shrieked voldermort, its hammer time.
8. And the ghost of dobby rode the ghost of Hedwig in to the golden sunset.
9. But just as Harry threw the elder wand into the fiery depths of Mordor, kreature leapt after it, clutching it in his frugal hands as he fell to his doom.
10.  As Harry pointed his wand in his enemy's face he said in a shaking voice, "I never wanted this!  I wanted to be: A LUMBERJACK!"
11. And unhesitantly, unfalteringly, he kissed her, feeling her long read hair under his finger tips. And then, looking steadily into her brown eyes, he whispered, "I love you, Mrs Weasly."
12. "what the…." Muttered Harry. But those were the last words he ever uttered as a mysteriously sparkling Cedric lunged for his neck.
13.  Harry looked into his sons eyes "Albus Severus Fred Goyle Mad eye Hedwig Greyback Remus Dobby Nympthadora Voldermort potter" he said "at school, their going to destroy you."
14. Belatrix stood in the owlery, arms outstretched towards the window "FLY, my pretties, FLY!!" she screamed.
15. "I'm bored "said Harry to his friends "do you want to go kill some muggles for sport?"
i was very bored this morning. sorry i've done so much harry potter stuff lately!!!!!
no2. is because rowling said that the last word would be scar so me and buffybot were thinking of what it could be.
no 3 was what my sister told me was the worst way to finish a gcse story , exept she diddnt have harry potter :D
there are loads of references in here and just to be clear i dont own harry potter of any of the many things that are referenced okay??????????
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ok , things that are made fun of are :
hammer time
lion king
lord of the rings
basically every fairy tale ever.
my little pony
monty python
twilight
and..er..harry potter :D
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ForeverDreamer12 Mar 24, 2014  New member Hobbyist
LOL! XD That's so funny!
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ForeverDreamer12 Mar 24, 2014  New member Hobbyist
It would suck if it was a dream
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LOLOLLO
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MsAppleSnail Aug 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
FLY MY PRETTIES FLY!!!!!! That line killed me
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MsAppleSnail Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
#3 is depressing...
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